Thursday, September 13, 2012

TROUBLE WITH THE MAIL HOLE


So, yesterday was wordless because a certain gimpy-brained someone hit SAVE instead of PUBLISH and I guess if you get that wrong, the rest of the world can't see what you have to say. I wish Dutch hit SAVE  when he hijacked my freaking blog the other day. But we're not going to talk about that. Like, ever.

Anyway.

Today won't be all that wordy because I'm in trouble for accidentally eating a package that came through the mail hole. I swear I was just trying to protect my human. I mean, what if a bomb or something was in there? Or something eatable that needed taste-testing? Y'know, for safety or whatever.

I tried explaining this to my human but she didn't buy it. She didn't yell or want to kill me or anything, but she's definitely not 100% in love with me right now. Hate when that happens.

17 comments:

Noodles said...

Oh Puglet. . . How could she not love you? Even when you do something questionable? It is what makes you - YOU!
Love Noodles

Paula from DE said...

You sure do look remorseful in that picture. How could you not love that face 110%!

Buddy said...

you can't pee on the bed...you can't taste test the mail....you get 4 day old wendy. Geesh, casa de puglet sounds like it has lots of rules!!
hugs to you all

Meredith LeBlanc said...

If you're taste testing the mail, that must mean you need more eatables. Period. And STAT.

XOXO
Scarlet & Meredith

Pepper the Pugalier said...

I ate something that came through the mail hole this week... My baby sister's passport!!! Well, the envelope it was in, anyway. Mommy caught me before it got good. She said there was very nearly a murder.

Anonymous said...

I think you need to be punished- so 10 more pretty in pink poses!!!!
Your a pinkaphobic cause you really love it!!!



Monkey Pig

Andrea said...

Oh Pug, I don't think tasting it is a good way to disarm a bomb!

Sammy and Neko said...

Well...so what was in the envelope? Good stuff? Hope so~
You are so cute, we love you no matter what you eat or poo or pee.

Maggie the Pug in Dallas said...

Man oh man...life has not been good to Pug lately...peeing and eating mail...what next? Pugs gotta do what pugs do best...so go on and eat some poo and tear something else up!!

Anonymous said...

Puglet, you can't seem to get a break! Maybe you're feeling rebellious lately? It happens...especially with pugs

Beatrix's Mom said...

Pug, I feel ya. I've gotten into trouble twice in three days for eating things I shouldn't. And I totally didn't mean it, except when I did. If my humans didn't want me eating things I shouldn't, they shouldn't leave them where I can reach them!

Mom's punishment was to make me sleep in my bed in the living room (something about barfing in bed and farting on her arm - twice). Dad didn't think, at midnight when I was crying in the living room, and carried me to bed. Now he's in trouble too!!

Anyway, you've been punished enough - Dutch posting that photo will live on forever!

Good luck!
Beatrix

Sorry Gnat said...

Why do pugs love paper so? Our pug would go anywhere and spy wastebaskets, kick them over, and strew and chew on the papers.

Baxter & Cole said...

Puglet you make our human's day. She goes through withdrawals when thumbs doesn't post!!!!

Linda said...

Oh Puglet!
Peeing and eating and trouble all over. Mom makes me go for a walk whenever I cant seem to remember the rules. I know I did something wrong if she puts the running shoes on when its dark out. Getting in trouble sure does make for good naps.

Best of luck getting yourself out of the proverbial dog house.

Porter in Portland

Sabrina said...

Oh Puglet! We haven't talked in a while but I've been catching up on your antics! I just wanted to tell your human that I sympathize with her plight---I came down the stairs this morning to find a pee spot on the carpet. A Beulah-sized pee spot. While I was chasing her (and Barney) into the backyard so I could clean and mutter in peace, I noticed that Beulah stopped to sniff the dog bed which had another Beulah-sized pee spot. Many HBO words later, there will now be no water drinking before bedtime!!!

Jazz Girl Pug said...

Doesn't your Human give you enough tasty things to chew? If not, then she should feel guilty, not you! We get bully sticks to eat on our deck.

We hope you'll read our blog sometime. Maybe you can do that instead of chewing???


http://pugsnortreport.blogspot.com/

Laura A. said...

She needs to attach a basket to the mail hole so that you can't get the mail by accident.

My brother's BIG dog (about 5 pugs worth) used to tear all the mail apart and hide it behind the chair in the corner. He also tried to bite the fingers that put the mail in the hole. The basket helped end that problem.

Puglet, you can't be blamed for your human's failure. You're just doing what you're supposed to do.