On Thursday my human went to this place called UC Davis and left me and Dutch home alone all day. I got my boy parts removed at UC Davis, but I don't think that's what she was doing there. All I know is that when she got home, she was really tired and smelled funny.
Yesterday HAL4 had some sort of freakout, which means my human had some sort of freakout. And you know what human freakouts mean: NO THUMBS for me! To make things worse, two of her fingers got totally mangled in the Kim attack so only 8 of them work. Now it takes her ten-times longer than forever to get anything done.
My human must feel superbad about everything though because today we got to leave the house and hike with the cows. I chased mom cows, ate baby cow pies and cooled off in the trough (aka the Broken Frank Tank). And get this. On the way home from the cows... we went to Wendy's.
Yes. That's right. WENDY'S.