When my human gave the guy a look that said "dude, the sweater! look at the sweater!" he didn't even apologize for she-ing me. Nope. He just started talking about my tail.
STRANGER GUY: Someone told me that boy pug tails curl left and girl pug tails curl right.
MY HUMAN: Seriously?
ME [to myself]: Are you high?
STRANGER GUY: Or maybe it's girls to the left, and boys to the right?
MY HUMAN: Uh. No idea. He's a he though.
I've sniffed a lot of pug butts and have never noticed any of this boy/girl tail-curling business. To be honest though, I'm not sure I ever really looked. Could it be true? To find out, let's be scientific and take a poll:
- Are you a he or a she?
- Does your tail curl to the right (clockwise) or left (counterclockwise) when a human looks at you from the front?
- (Optional) Just curious, do you have a single or double curl?
For the record: I am a he and curl to the right. I only have one curl - except when I get tired and then it's more like a half-curl. Kinda like a cheese doodle. But furry.