I swear, I had no idea how totally freaky it is to have some strange flat pug lurking around your house. Staring at you ALL the time with its creepy, uh, stare. Yeah, I've seen plenty of Flat Puglets. But there's a difference between being stalked by your own flat self and being stalked by someone else's.
Like my friend Spencer's:
My human made Flat Spencer for our friend Bellatrix. We wanted to thank her for the Yak milk chewy things, but she just started a new diet so anything edible was totally out. The real Spencer is Bellatrix's best friend/boyfriend (?) and my human thought she might like to have him around 24/7.
I think sticking Flat Spencer to the fridge might also motivate Bellatrix to shed some tubey-ness. I mean, having some strange flat pug stuck to my fridge would totally keep me away from the food. No offense Spencer, I really like the real you - but your flat self FREAKED ME OUT! I totally don't blame you for barking at mine.
I hope Bellatrix likes Flat Spencer. And if she does decide to nibble on his flatness, my human says he's 100% fat and calorie free.
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Today my flat self visits Buford T Justice in Petaluma, CA. He makes loads of new friends, goes to doggy daycare and - holy cowpies! Can you even count how many bullysticks he finds there?
Read about it here on flatpuglet.com.