I felt really bad yesterday about getting caught eating rocks and woodchips because stuff like that makes my human worry and get kinda mad. So, I thought it'd be nice to do something to make her un-mad at me. Y'know, something to remind her how super cute and smart and, uh, obedient I can be. At least when rocks and woodchips aren't involved.
I wasn't feeling good enough to learn another dance move, and don't think the Cabbage Patch is really as totally rad as Dancing Kim says it is. So I went with something that's easy to do, makes me look supercute, and always makes my human happy... supermodeling!
And I even wore a goofy sweater. Because that's how much I love my human.
Of course she was superexcited about the whole supermodeling thing. Said she needed a special picture of me for something and thought the sweater would "make a perfect shot" or whatever. This was good news to me because getting the perfect shot usually = lots of cookies.
After puking up a rock and a woodchip AND skipping a whole entire breakfast - I was kinda hungry. So I totally worked it for the camera. My modeling was so super, a group of people stopped to watch. They were from New York and said San Francisco has the "most stylish dogs".
I think they were talking about my goofy sweater.