So, me and Frank spent the whole weekend depriving my human of sleep. I don't understand how sleep deprivation is supposed to help with interrogations, so far it's just made my human all grumpy.Dutch was getting grumpy too, so I finally told him my suspicions about our human. He thinks I'm just freaking out because I am an "obnoxious camera hog" who doesn't want to share the spotlight with anybody. Well, of course I don't. But that has nothing to do with whatever it is my human is doing with other dogs behind my back.
Anyway.
I found more possibly incriminating stuff on my human's computer and yesterday she took Frank out for a walk (by himself, weird - right?) and when they got back Frank said my human took pictures of another pug while they were out!?! A pug named Pablo with a great big tongue. Who I have never met before in my whole entire life.
Frank decided he doesn't want to be around for the interrogation scene. Just in case my human really is a doggie serial killer. But today is the last day of Frank Week so tonight after he leaves, I interrogate. Hopefully I'll be back tomorrow with some sort of explanation. If I don't come back at all, remember to please call 911.
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I know all about sleep deprivation...not fur me of course! I am really good at robbing sleep from my humans and then they get all grumpy about it. I don't understand what the problem is but they are not happy when they don't get at least one full night's sleep every week!
All we can say is Good Luck - your human seems to be pretty crafty, it might take longer to break her during the interrogation.
We can't wait to hear what you get out of her!
Pugs & Kisses,
Yoda & Brutus
At least you have Frank to report back to you, although I don't blame him for not wanting to be part of the interrogation. Frank's been a great comrade to you during this whole thing, but what's up with this Pablo guy? Other pugs or no pugs, Seattle or no Seattle, You'll always be #1 to us, Puglet.
Man my mom gets a real attitude when she's sleep deprived! Yikes...stay away from her on those days. I've put a lot of thought into this picture of other pugs thing...do you think she's making a book of pugs? I know we're fab-u-lus dogs, and we deserved to be in books and movies...so do you think that's what's up?
Oh and if you're mom is a cereal killer, does that mean she runs down the street with a bowl and milk?
Oh no, we might be cereal killers too! Our human dropped a box of Cherrios once & she said quote: "we killed it." Maybe we're WANTED! Phoebe says we need a Lamb. Not sure how a lamb will help us. As far as the situation with your human, we don't think you have anything to worry about. She is too nice to do any harm to you or any other creature for that matter. Approach her calmly, humans our more open if your not confrontationally. This will help to get all the answers you need. Listen to all she has to say & remember that she loves you very much. Whatever you find out always remember that. Remember to that you have friends here & on the internet for support. You can call on us anytime for whatever. Just in case you need to runaway you can take BART to our house, we have a station close by. Now we got go find a lamb & hide.
Luv, Zoey & Phoebe
We hope the interrogrations stuff goes well....we want answers!!
S&P
bellatrix that was our thought the other day since our mom did the same thing years ago (we're told) and she made a book...she disappeared and took her camera stuff too. good luck puglet, a sleep-deprived human is like surfing in the big waves...
Hi Puglet! My suggestion is to run away. Run far away because something is just not right. And who the heck is Pablo? I think Pablo is a mole, a spy for whatever it is that your human is doing. I don't like this dude, not one bit.
Just so you know, I have 911 on speed dial. Good luck!
Stubby xoxo
Don't run away, when you're so close to the truth.
As long as your human comes clean and you can get to an agreement on this pug business once and for all, I think you'll be a lot happier.
And there will be no more secrets on her end, but on your end you might have to share the love. The pug love.
Where are you? Starting to worry.
Uh.... Pug? You there? Waiting to hear from you, but nothing..... What's going on?
Uh, Human? Dutch? Something's not right here, and we demand to know where Puglet is today! Just let us talk to him so we know he's alright! We don't want to call the authorities, but we will if we don't get some answers soon! We have snorts and slobbers and farts and we're not afraid to use them!
Please.
Lafayette Lola
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