So, me and Frank spent the whole weekend depriving my human of sleep. I don't understand how sleep deprivation is supposed to help with interrogations, so far it's just made my human all grumpy.
Dutch was getting grumpy too, so I finally told him my suspicions about our human. He thinks I'm just freaking out because I am an "obnoxious camera hog" who doesn't want to share the spotlight with anybody. Well, of course I don't. But that has nothing to do with whatever it is my human is doing with other dogs behind my back.
I found more possibly incriminating stuff on my human's computer and yesterday she took Frank out for a walk (by himself, weird - right?) and when they got back Frank said my human took pictures of another pug while they were out!?! A pug named Pablo with a great big tongue. Who I have never met before in my whole entire life.
Frank decided he doesn't want to be around for the interrogation scene. Just in case my human really is a doggie serial killer. But today is the last day of Frank Week so tonight after he leaves, I interrogate. Hopefully I'll be back tomorrow with some sort of explanation. If I don't come back at all, remember to please call 911.