So, I'd planned on confronting my human with some tough questions this weekend. Y'know, about Seattle, the other pugs, whether or not she's a serial killer. But before I had a chance to spring an interrogation scene on her, she surprsied me with another surprise.FRANK!
Yup. Frank the Pug is staying with us again. And this time it's for a whole entire week while his people visit where they were born (Indiana), then play this thing called Wheel of Fortune on TV. I'm so glad his humans are world travelers like this because it means I get to have a part-time pug brother. I mean, Dutch is a good brother and everything - but he's not a pug.
I have big plans for Frank Week. Most of them involve major playing, but tonight we'll put the play on hold for a little while. Because tonight is Phase One of Operation No Secrets. With Frank's help, I'm going to break into my human's computer and gather the evidence I need to solve the Seattle/my-human-might-be-a-doggie-serial-killer mystery.
I'm pretty sure you're right about my human not being a dog-shooting serial killer. And I haven't seen a shovel lying around the house or anything. But if tomorrow comes and there's no Daily Puglet, please call 911.
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Hi Puglet! That's so cool that Frank is staying with you for a whole week. You guys are going to have a great time but don't overdo it. I know how hard you guys play and I don't want anypug getting hurt.
Very smart of you to launch Operation No Secrets while Frank is around. I bet he's super good at gathering evidence and being sneaky. Please let me know if you need my help because you know our humans talk and maybe my mom knows something that she hasn't told me. I can totally get anything out of her especially now that I'm gimpy.
Stubby xoxo
Hi, Puglet!
My Pug Flora sends licks to you, Dutch, and Frank. She is quite envious that you will have a Pug partner-in-crime for an entire week. She does adore her Lab bro Butters (he has a lot of mouth meat!), but occasionally she just wants to get Puggy w/another Pug!
Keep us posted on your Top Secret Operation No Secrets!!
Also, we'd love to see some video of you and Frank getting Puggy, ASAP. :)
-Flora's Mom, Tiffany
I knew you'd get around to some sleuthing Puglet! I'm glad Frank is going to be your partner in crime (although you're far from that--more like your human is the suspicious one).
Just be careful. I don't want you to get caught. Who knows what your human might do then...
PS I hate suspenseful movies
We are sure that with Frank's help, you will finally be able to discover what your human has been up to! Don't forget to check her email as well as her browsing history...
There is nothing quite like having a pug brother - we are sure Dutch is a good brother, but it is so nice having someone around that is your own size.
Pugs & Kisses,
Yoda & Brutus
Hi Puglet,
Good luck with the detecting but be very sneaky and leave no paw prints. I've watched enough tv to know that anything could happen and its always the human you least expect to commit the crime that turns out to be the culprit. You need to use maximum caution for this mission. Dutch could be the look out while you and Frank hack into the computer. You haven't seen a shovel, yet....
Puglet, you are so lucky that Frank is there to be frank with. Dutch freaks out with frankness.
Good luck with your spying, and here's hoping you dig up some good dirt and/or a prehistoric Henrietta chicken.
Hey Stubbs!
If we don't find anything in my human's computer, I might ask you to use your gimpiness to help uncover the truth. I mean, if you have to be gimpy you might as well use it to your advantage. Or my advantage :)
Flora' mom ~ I asked my human to film a video of me + Frank during one of our Sumo-matches (preferably one that I win). The camera is charging right now :)
Everyone ~ thanks for the sleuthing tips. I totally forgot about leaving pawprints! I promise to be careful -- but do you think I should make Frank do the actual snooping, just in case we get caught??
Yeah, Make Frank do it! That way if you human gets up in the middle of the night and sees Frank she'll just think he's sleepless in San Francisco. Or even better yet, have Frank do some acting lessons and he can pretend he's sleepwalking if he gets caught.
He can totally take the rap for you, and there's no way your human would do anything to Frank, what with all his parents gone and them knowing and all.
Let's just hope there's no surprise "camping" trips!
If you still have the part of Henrietta with her claws, well you and Frank can figure out the rest. If your human runs prints, the chicken will be fingered. But try not to slobber or you will leave incriminating DNA slime on the keyboard.
Be careful on your secret mission tonight!!!!
XO,
Lola Bugs
Good luck Puglet! We hope you don't find anything bad on your human. And we are excited to see what you and Frank do this week!!!
S&P
Hi Puglet,
Dutch could distract your Human while you and Frank go sleuthing. Frank will be a great assistant detective.
Can't wait to see the Sumo video.
Good luck!
Hugs to you, Dutch and Frank.
Suki
Breaking into the computer sounds like a good idea. If she's hiding something she might have protected with some sort of code & that's where you want to look. If you have any night operations we think you need a black pug to help out like Zoey or Bellatrix, she's a bad**s. We are pretty confident that you & Frank will be able to figure out what's going on & that it won't be anything sinister like a dog murder spree. Good luck with your mission.
Zoey & Phoebe
P.S. Phoebe is a little paranoid & she thinks that maybe you're getting so many "surprises" to distract you from the truth. She says to keep your guard up be aware of any discarded clothing,large, plastic bags, duct tape, rolled up area rugs & of course shovels. She watches too much Law & Order.
Please Puglet, whatever you do, DON'T BREAK FRANK AGAIN!
FRANK!!!!!!!!!! I love Frank, we had fun when we met on that pug Sunday. He's really handsome, and so silly to play with. I'm wicked jealous of you Puglet, I wish I had Spencer over for a week. Poor Brother Dutch, he needs a "Frank" in his life, or maybe a dog with a snout.
Frank! Nice to meetcha!
Ok, I promise not to do anything that might break Frank. Remember: no Daily Puglet, call 911.
Yeah, we can see that Frank has been unbroken, so don't have him do any of his own stunts.
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