Phase One went off last night without a hitch. My plan worked perfect and nobody got broken. Frank was kinda freaked out by the whole "call 911" thing and didn't want to do anything he might get in trouble (or shot) for doing. I didn't really want to get in trouble (or shot) either, so I dressed up in a top secret disguise.The whole thing went down like this: while I hacked into the computer and looked for incriminating stuff, Frank acted as a decoy and pretended to be me. My disguise/Frank's decoy-ing was so good (or my human's brain is so gimpy) no one noticed I was gone. Frank didn't get in any trouble (or shot) and I found LOADS of evidence.
EXHIBIT A
"Diza. Space Needle. Hot Day."Yup. Seattle. Pictures of pugs. Lots of pugs. Pugs that aren't me. The good news is I didn't see any evidence of bloodshed, so I guess my human isn't a serial killer. The bad news? Uh, my human left me to go "shoot" strange cute pugs in a totally different state. Oh yeah, and she also gave away my food.
EXHIBIT B
"Hendrix. Cookie Toss. Anticipation."I found lots of other, uh, "exhibits" - but you get the idea. The big question is: now that I know the truth (or at least part of the truth) what should I do about it? Do I go ahead with Phase Two: Interrogation Scene, or should I just forget about Seattle and the stranger pugs and all the food of mine my human gave away?
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Hi Puglet, the San Antonio pug trio thinks you should investigate, interrogate and by all means use your inner 'Double O Seven' to get to the bottom of Seattle. Great disguise by the way, how did you make it & how did you get it tied on top of your head. Keep snooping, we are behind you..way behind you probably where Frank is hiding too. Ellie, Emmitt and Eli
Oh Puglet,
you are a super sleuth. I love your disguise! No question, you must get the whole story. There needs to be a full explanation for why your treats would be offered up to just any old Seattle pug.
Initiate phase II ASAP!
Dude, you HAVE to confront and interrogate! She can't abandon you and give away YOUR treats without explaination!!
I'm just sayin'....
Puglet man...you're not using your brain here. First off, you've got the perfect disguise to steal other dogs treats. Use Frank to distract the human...then using your "mask" run around San Francisco and steal other dogs treats. You won't give a dang that mom gave your treats to those Seattle pugs, you're going to get your paws on more! It's perfect. You should totally work on your "evil laugh" Buahhahahaha. I love it!!
Hmm, if you think it's safe to interrogate, I'd go ahead Puglet. Or if you think there's more sleuthing to do first, just to be safe, you could also go that route. However, giving away your food--or any pugs' food--is a cardinal sin.
On the other hand, you do have a pretty strong case: you were abandoned, your food was given away, and your human was shooting other pugs. You kind of do deserve an explanation at *some* point.
PS Love the getup. You're so smart Puglet.
maybe the seattle folks commissioned her to do a photo book of pugs! don't despair, we've heard that our human has gone away in the past with her cameras in tow, she went all over the country photographing pet therapy dogs, then she went away again to promote it...
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Puglet, way to go! You are a super pug sleuth...good idea to use Frank as a decoy.
With all of the evidence you found, we think it is time for you to interrogate your human. How dare she give away your food!!
Pugs & Kisses,
Yoda & Brutus
Good job Puglet... do not give up! We have to find out the truth!
Hmmm... as much as I like the idea of being some kind of masked treat-snatching crusader, I don't think I could run around San Francisco in that disguise without the eye holes moving around. Not being able to see could be more dangerous than having a human that shoots dogs.
So, unless anyone here is good at making disguises, I think I'll move on to PHASE TWO: Interrogation Scene.
Very good sleuthing Puglet. We "almost" didn't recognize you!
Seriously, it's time to call Cheaters.....
Love
Gen & Lefty
Hi Puglet,
I'm proud of you and Frank for sleuthing and finding the exhibits. Your disguise is perfect. I didn't realize that was you at first.
You and Frank should start immediately with the interrogation process.
Good Luck. Can't wait to hear what else you discover.
Hugs,
Suki
Our human is good at making costumes, disguises would probably be easy for her too. We think that you really don't need to disguise to get other dogs treats...with all your talents & your pug good looks you could get all the treats in San Francisco.
Maybe it's time to just confront your human like a mature 2 year old pug & simply ask her what all the secrecy is about. Then you can let her know that you love her no matter what & that she doesn't need to keep things from you. If you need any support, we're here.
Luv, Zoey & Phoebe
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Ha Ha!!!
This is too Much!!
Puglet, you are a good detective!! And you buddy Frank is a good accomplice!!
Good news 'bout your Hooman!!
What a relief!! I thought I'd have to find 'da number to 9 -1 - 1 and 'den do a reports!!
SNORT SNORT!!
xoxo
IzZY
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