Thanks for all the awesome ideas on how to win back my human. I've been practicing my best cute/sad/pathetic faces in front of the mirror and even figured out how to make a cute/sad/pathetic sound effect to go along with the face. I think it should work.
As a bonus, I got this supercute sweater in the mail yesterday from Noodle in Monterrey (his mom made it!!!). I know how much humans love when we wear clothes, so as soon as it's not 100 degrees out, I'm going to put on my new sweater, make my best cute/sad/pathetic face (+ sound effect) and make my human feel really bad about taking pictures of that poodle in the park.
Uhm. I mean make her forget I accidentally attacked a poor innocent poodle.
PS: If you want to see what the poodle picture was supposed to look like, it's on today's Daily Frolic. I guess my human took it after she made me go sit in the car.