Tuesday, September 28, 2010

REDEMPTION

Thanks for all the awesome ideas on how to win back my human. I've been practicing my best cute/sad/pathetic faces in front of the mirror and even figured out how to make a cute/sad/pathetic sound effect to go along with the face. I think it should work.

As a bonus, I got this supercute sweater in the mail yesterday from Noodle in Monterrey (his mom made it!!!). I know how much humans love when we wear clothes, so as soon as it's not 100 degrees out, I'm going to put on my new sweater, make my best cute/sad/pathetic face (+ sound effect) and make my human feel really bad about taking pictures of that poodle in the park.

Uhm. I mean make her forget I accidentally attacked a poor innocent poodle.


PS: If you want to see what the poodle picture was supposed to look like, it's on today's Daily Frolic. I guess my human took it after she made me go sit in the car.

21 comments:

Pugsley said...

Man I LOVE your sweater! My mom made me go inside the house the other day too because this mop lookin' dude came walking down the street in front of MY house and was about to poo in MY yard! The nerve.... so of course I showed how upset I was and mom made me go inside. Everything is cool now, so hopefully your human will be back to normal soon, too.

Anonymous said...

Awesome loot Puglet! You are the best! LOL

Anonymous said...

Cool skull and crossbones. Totally badass Like you are! (Camera and poodle attacking pug you are)

Anonymous said...

Nice sweater Puglet. We don't wear lots of sweaters in San Antonio which is good because we don't like dressing up. As for you *attacking* that poodle, I'm with you. I attacked a rotty in my own house, she got a little to close to my treats and I went balistic. I didn't get hurt but the rotty bit my little brother Eli. Needless to say the rotty can't visit any more. My mom says pugs don't know they are little and need to be careful. I say keep your nose away from my treats or pay the consequences. Grrr!
Emmitt from San Antonio

Anonymous said...

Hiya Puglet,

You're lucky I'm all the way in stupid Pennsylvania because I totally dig boys who flaunt crossbones and skulls. You'll rock it, for sure!

Licks,
Molly in PA

Anonymous said...

Mom wants to make us sweaters sooo bad (notice her email...knit1pug2 !) but we refuse to wear them...its gets pretty cold here in the winter, remember once 27..but we are stubborn and not giving in...and same with those pink Marlboro man (whoever that is, its what she calls them) coats she bought us last year.

Looks like you survived the poodle incident. Cookie, Nikons, whatever...we are afraid if you don't behave yourself your exploits are going to be pretty boring.

Pearl and Tessa

Crabbie Chris said...

Love the sweater Pug, it matches your harness. You'll rock it, once it cools down! I find men in sweaters to be adorable, just look at my main squeeze Spencer. Would Dutch wear one? Mom and I can totally pick one out for him.

Minnie and Mack said...

Such a cool sweater Puglet! Maybe she can make me one in pink!!!

How could you human be mad at you for long with that face?

Drools and licks,
Minnie and MaCK

Ollie said...

Can't wait to see you stylin' that sweater. My friend Rudy the Yorkie-Poo has one just like it and the ladies love it. You're going to look like a total stud.

THE PUGLET said...

Pugley, if some mop-looking dude (or ANY dude) tried to poo in my front yard (if I had a front yard) there would be serious consequences.

Serious.

THE PUGLET said...

Molly - I'm sorry you're in PA too. I've been wanting to fall in love again but after the Jenny heartbreak, I can't handle another out-of-state relationship.

Sigh.

Do any LOCAL girls dig dudes who wear crossbones??

THE PUGLET said...

Pearl and Tessa -

Brother Dutch has one of those pink Marlboro Man jackets (and yes, it IS pink!) and he LOVES it. He wears it a lot after swimming because he gets really cold.

I'll tell my human to take a picture of him wearing it, but I don't let him wear it out in public though.

THE PUGLET said...

Bella -

I think Dutch would wear it in pink. All his sweaters are pink! Geez. Maybe you & your mom can take Dutch & my human shopping when it comes time to buy Christmas?

THE PUGLET said...

Hey Ollie!

My bowl says STUD on the bottom of it, but I never knew that was a good thing. I just thought it was a funny word for 'empty'.

Crabbie Chris said...

Pug you just made my mom giddy inside. No joke. There will be no living with her now.

Anonymous said...

Hummm....maybe a custom pink camo sweater for Dutch??? Maybe legwarmers???

Pearl and Tessa

THE PUGLET said...

Legwarmers!!!

Pink ones!

That would be soooooooo Dutch!

the teacher's pets said...

I think your human will be won over when you put that stylish sweater on, fur sure! How could anyone resist you, anyway?

Anonymous said...

'accidentally' LOL that just made my day

Noodle said...

Hee hee... Glad you like the sweater, Pug. It was totally my idea. I know you don't like getting she'd. I asked my human about the legwarmers. She just said, "No." So, I would be happy to score your brother a sweater. All I need are his measurements....

Suki said...

Hi Pug!
What an awesome gift. You should insist on wearing it & have your human take your pic. With the hot weather, you may have to take pics inside in A/C.