Meet Winston. Yeah. I know. It's OK, you can say it.
Winston is the posterpug for the next generation of supermodel-actors. He's only 6 months old and already knows how to work it for the camera. He also knows how to wave, play dead (complete with a yelp) AND roll over.
The yelping part of the dead trick might have been a lucky coincidence. But the rest? Totally the real deal.
Winston's ridiculous cuteness (and talent) reminded me that I haven't done a single talented thing since Green Pug. And people have already forgotten about that. I've seen that E True Hollywood Story show on TV - I know what happens when stars fizzle out.
I'm waaay too young to has-been.
So. Since my human's all busy with her stupid Frolic stuff, I need your help. I need... a new trick. Something that can compete with younger, cuter dogs like Winston. But nothing that involves rolling over. Please.