HOW IS IT FRIDAY?

Don't ask me what happened to Wednesday and Thursday. I need a new human. Or at least a backup human. Or something. That's all I'm going to say.

Anyway.

Whenever I was here last, I'm pretty sure I told you about the mysterious phone conversation between my human and spotted-Miley's mom. Well, I've learned there are times when you should just come out and ask your human what the heck is going on. And there are times when you should ask someone who is less-grumpy and won't get mad at you for wanting to know stuff.

So I asked Miley what she heard on her end of the phone. She said she wasn't really paying attention because it had nothing to do with her, but it sounds like my human and Nikon are going back to the Eat Coast to shoot some pugs. It also sounds like she might go some other place too, but Miley couldn't remember where. 

Oh. And guess who isn't going to wherever my human might be going?

ME.

And who might get to go instead?

DUTCH!

I asked Dutch what he knows and of course he knows nothing. But now he's all excited about meeting Sophie, eating Ben's pizza and sucking down whoopie pies. He's spent the last few days trying to decide which sweater he should wear on the plane, the pink one or the *other* pink one.

Seriously??