Oh no. Not the bacon!
She sounded kinda upset too. Like something really bad happened to the bacon. I swear.
We all know how my human feels about bacon. Or *doesn't* feel about bacon. Or whatever. So I figured something extrasuperbad must have happened. And I was right.
|BACON GO BOOM!|
It really sucks that the bacon truck blew up but a sad day for bacon means a good day for me. Because when I asked my human if there's anything we can do to help the bacon people she actually said yes. No joke. Bacon = yes.
ME: did you really just say yes to bacon?
ME: say it again.
HUMAN: don't push it.
I guess Bacon Bacon has a non-truck store over by the DMV place and my human has to go to the DMV this week because she forgot to do something for Mazda. I don't know what's wrong with Mazda and I don't care. Sorry Mazda, we're talking bacon here. What I do know is after the DMV we're going to help the bacon people buying something at their store.
So bacon = yes AND help. How awesome is that?
I can't wait to help the bacon. Uhm, I mean people. The bacon people.