So yesterday my human brought home some new animal parts for us to eat. Not sure what kind of animal they came off of, but I think they might be some sort of foot. They smell kinda foot-y.
As usual, she bought a big version for brother Dutch and a smaller version for me. Only problem is, the big one is orange and the small one is black. And after a few minutes of chewing, I started to wonder if orange-footed animals taste better than black footed ones because Dutch went nuts over his foot but mine wasn't really all that tasty. Dutch can be really picky and, well, I eat rocks.
There was no way to prove my suspicions without doing a side-by-side comparison. Because Dutch was so excited about the orange foot, it was a pretty risky taste test. First I'd have to create a diversion. Y'know, get his attention away him from the foot. Dutch has a pretty short attention span, so distracting him isn't very hard to do. Next, I'd have to grab the foot and run off with it without Dutch noticing. Tricky, but doable.
Woo-hoo! My plan went off without a hitch. I was able to get both feet to myself and was about to do begin my taste test when I heard my human's voice. And it did not sound happy.
PUUUGLET. Do you have BOTH of the hooves?
Sigh. So I learned that our new parts were hooves and not feet. But I never got a chance to find out if orange hooves taste better than black ones.