TWEET TWEET

(don't worry - this isn't another post about flying)

Awhile ago, I had my human sign me up for Twitter. Figured it'd be cool to share my every thought with the world. In real time. Trouble is, I seriously underestimated how hard it is to share your thoughts when you don't have thumbs (whenever something is hard for me, my human says it's because I lack opposable thumbs). I don't know what the big deal about thumbs is, but I do know that typing is really hard and can only conclude it's because I don't have the thumbs.

Anyway. I tried getting my human to help me out, but she said she needed her thumbs for "more important things". Not sure what's more "important" than helping me compose Twitter tweets, but without her help I quickly became the worst Twitterer ever. This really bummed me out. I had 75 followers hanging on my every word - but because of the thumbs issue, all they got was 100% pure radio silence.

I expressed this concern to my human & struck a deal: she would lend her thumbs to the Twitter cause, but only to announce each day's Daily Puglet topic. And in exchange for the limited use of her thumbs, I agreed to dress up like the Twitter bird/mascot and sit in a tree for today's photo.

So there you have it: if you're a dedicated Twitter user, you can now receive a tweet about each new Daily Puglet post. Just add DailyPuglet to your "Following" list.