Brother Dutch thinks I'm overreacting about the strange dog smells on my human, so I asked my friend Google what I should do about it. Google said if you think your human is cheating, you can either ask them about it... or just follow them everywhere they go (technical term: stalking).So yesterday I stalked my human. Every time she tried to leave the house I'd give her the look so she'd feel bad and take me with her. We went to the bank. The post office. A store with cameras. There weren't any dogs at any of those places. It was all pretty bor-ing.
I was about to give up on the stalking when my human grabbed her keys and said she'd see us in a few hours. A few hours? Hmmm. Sounded kinda suspicious. But when I made a move for the door, she said I had to stay home. I begged and begged and gave her the look until she finally caved.
Well. We ended up at a place called Blo Salon. There weren't any dogs there either, but I did meet a nice lady named Courtney. Courtney spent a looooong time doing weird things to my human's hair; when she was done, everyone said it looked really pretty. So I asked Courtney if she could do something with my fur. Y'know, to make me look cuter.
No problem. Hop up in the chair, she said.
I don't exactly know what Courtney did to us. But on the walk home, two strange men told my human her hair was really pretty and even more people than usual told me I was very cute. Go Courtney!
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Stalking never looked so darn cute!
Cutest picture!
Courtney must be good to make you EVEN cuter than you already are :-)
Puglet, Va va Vooom! You look marvelous dahling.
Mom takes us to the salon with her. We get to hang out on our own chair while Natalya does her hair. Mom went without us once, and Natalya was upset and said she couldn't come without us again. BOL!
Keep your eye on mom. Maybe you and Dutch should hide her keys. Then she can't go anywhere...
Yeah, I'm no closer to finding out why my human smells like other dogs, but I definitely look cuter.
Courtney must be good because my human says getting her hair done used to be "like-going-to-the-dentist-painful" but not anymore. Courtney used lots of sharp objects but nobody got hurt at all.
Puglet, how brave you are to go to a salon and sit there so calm and relaxed. I have to go once a month for a wash and blow dry (even my tail gets fluffy!). I've refused to get out of the car, I've played dead at the front door but to no avail! Its "Mango Tango" time for me; I go in with a nice stink and come out smelling like fruit.
Puglet.......there is no improving on your cuteness....you are already all that! Love your salon pic. I do not think mine would of sat for that. Clippers or scissors they run, away from me at least....lol.
You look cute in the chair getting you fur done!
Hi Puglet! Great job stalking. Your friend Google is so smart. I have some many questions for him that I don't even know where to start.
I can't believe you sat in the barber chair to get your 'do' done. How silly you are! Anything to look cuter, right?
Stubby xoxo
how funny! really cute puglet. great shot.
Yeah, stalking is kinda like being a velcro-dog. Only stickier. Was kinda fun for a day, but I think I'd get kinda boring after awhile.
The hair place was cool though. I was the only dog & that made me feel special. I didn't come out with a bushy tail OR smelling like mango though.
Maybe that's another Canadian thing. Eh, Ollie?
Puglet, now you have me thinking...
If American dogs don't have to put up with yucky fruit & flower soaps, then I'm heading for the border (I'm sure its only a couple blocks away).
I get washed sometimes, but it doesn't make me smell fruity. There's an avocado on the shampoo bottle, so I guess I smell avacado-y?
Maybe avacados are a California thing?
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