Uh, someone's positive thinking yesterday did something really weird to my feet. I went from gimpy-footed to... hooved!
Nah, just kidding.
My gimpy-brained human was cleaning out the dog cabinet yesterday and found a whole bunch of new parts she totally forgot to feed us. And I thought everyone's brains could use some comic relief after all that deep thought, so I tried on a few parts for a quick picture before eating.
The parts I'm wearing came from some exotic animal I don't remember the name of, but we got them at Pugnacious and they're more tasty than the usual kind of hooves we get. Whatever they are.
Dutch is modeling a pair of feet called Twin Hoofers. I think they might be from a cow, but the ingredients label says they contain: hoof, tendon, bone, cartilage so who knows. I just know they are taste-y.