We had some major technical difficulties at my house today. With my human's eyes. She woke up this morning and they were all puffy. Like, so puffy they wouldn't open. At all. So she took some anti-hista-something to make the swelling go away... and then fell into a coma.
Not a real coma. Just a really long, death-like nap. I guess that's what happens when she takes the anti-hista things, and I guess being in a coma is better than not being able to open your eyes? No idea. But when she finally woke up, it was almost time for dinner. Her eyes were puffy but half-open and me & Dutch were starving to death. And we were completely out of dogfood.
So, we went to PetSmart. And my human put me on the scale like she always does. Y'know, to decide if I'm allowed to have treats. She feels bad about how upset the whole Frolic thing makes me and said something about giving me a "more active role" in the business. Because of all the poodle incidents, I'm not allowed near Nikon when my human is shooting other dogs - so I suggested she put me in charge of approving all treats used by Frolic. I'd make a supergreat treat tester and pointed out that people keep saying how skinny I am.
My human thought that sounded like a good idea... until I got on the scale.
The news was not good. Not only have I gained an entire pound since the last scale visit, but I also missed the magic 25lb mark by .1! Even after I exhaled all the air from my body, the scale still said 25.1. Ugh.
Anyone know a fast way to lose .1 pounds? It's all that stands between me and a bunch of new treats :(