Uhm, I have a Christmas question. I asked my human to get me one of those stocking things a few of you mentioned. Y'know, the thing that get stuffed with, uh, stuff? So she took us shopping to get stockings.
I'd never seen a stocking before and was kinda don't get it. I mean, the thing just looks like a giant sock. My sock has a deer on it and Dutch picked out a pink one (of course). Cool enough, I guess. But they're just.... socks. They're not stuffed with anything, are too big too wear on your feet (even for my human and her feet are HUGE), and we each only got one of them anyway.
I asked Google about it and apparently you're supposed to hang them by the chimney with care and hope for some dude name Nicholas to come. Uhhhh, ok. So once Google explained what a chimney is and I figured out it's where my human keeps the plants, I hung my sock there next to Dutch's. And waited.
And waited some more. I waited all night long for the sock-stuffing dude to come and the dude never came. Dutch gave up and went to sleep with my human, so I spent the whole night *alone* in front of the chimney and my sock is still empty.
So here's my question (I mean questions): how long do I have to wait for my sock or stocking or whatever to get stuffed and what's up with this Nicholas guy??