So, I don't know how many full-time humans you have but I only have one. Of course I totally love her and everything, but sometimes having only one human is kinda lame. Especially when you have to share her with Dutch. And stupid Steve.
But because I'm a genius, I've figured out a way to get more of the stuff that makes humans so awesome. Y'know, attention and petting stuff (still working on the treats part). The secret? It's called the library. Yeah, the place with the books.
I guess the library is technically a place to borrow books, but it's also an awesome place to borrow humans. Seriously. Check this out:
See what I mean? All you have to do is, uh, nothing and there will be humans all over you. And not just any humans. Book-loving humans. The kind who think staring at words is fun. You know how much more exciting it is to pet a dog like me?
Lucky for me, my human loves to stare at words and the library is waaay cheaper than amazon. It's also on the way to the park we poop in so we get to go there a lot. It kinda sucks we can't take humans home with us like books, but we try.