Thursday, June 26, 2014

I THOUGHT THERE'D BE CUPCAKES


So. Uhm. My human got me trees. For my birthday. Yeah, I know. That's what I said. 

At first I thought maybe she forgot it was my big day. I mean, it's not like that hasn't happened before and you never know what her gimpy brain is going to do. But when we got to the Redwoods and she said Happy Birthday Pug! I knew she'd really just gotten me trees. 

HUMAN: hey Pug, what's wrong?
ME: I thought there'd be cupcakes.
HUMAN: in the woods?
ME: (silence)

Trees are kinda like baths. They're nice, but don't exactly want them for my birthday. I don't care if they're giant old trees either, you still can't eat them. But my human was excited and Dutch was excited so I tried to pretend I was too. Even though what I reeeally wanted was a cupcake.


After the trees, we dropped Mazda off at the vet and our friend Lulu's mom drove us home. I was hoping we might stop at a cupcake place like we do every freaking year, but it didn't happen. 

The Big Six officially sucked. 

Until we went for our post-dinner walk and my human ran into this place called Mollie Stones. Sometimes she buys our carrots there so I didn't too get excited. I had no idea Mollie also bakes stuff!


Two seconds and one bite later, the Big Six went from being the suckiest birthday ever to, well, this:


Happy birthday to me!!

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

The start of this post brought tears to my eyes. How could you not get a special edible on your big day. Thank dog your human came through.

Meredith LeBlanc said...

Yay! Cupcakes! They look yummy!

♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet

Noodles said...

Puglet,
I am so happy Numero Seis ended up being FANTASTICO.
Love Noodles

Anonymous said...


Awesome! Happy birthday!!

Sammy and Neko

Anonymous said...

Happy Big 6, Pug! Did you share your cupcakes with Dutch? Love, Megan F & Lola Pug

Charlie the Pugster said...

That was a big birthday, Pug! First the spa, next trees (I like too but as a birthday gift??? What the Pug?) but that cupcake? Yum, yum, yum! Happy Birthday Pug!

pugtux said...

Impressive job on taking care of those birthday cupcakes, Puglet! Did you get 6...one for every year you've been around??? If not, tell Amanda that you'd like that tradition to start for your LUCKY "7" next year!!!!

South Shore Pugs said...

Happy 6th Birthday Puglet. We love you!

Rudy 853
Billie 854
& Sammie-D

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUG!!! Glad your humom didn't forget your special day cupcakes :)

Hugs & kisses for your happy day!

Ann Frodo Molly & Cleo

Blueberry's human said...

Ahahahaha!! Glad your Big 6 turned out pretty well after all!

Julia Smith said...

Wow Pug, you got to go to the spa had cookies and a cupcake. Happy Birthday Pug.
A trip to those redwood trees looks good to me. You sure look young and slim in those pictures.
Happy Birthday to you and many more to come.
Your pal,
Levi

Anonymous said...

Happy You Day you handsome dog!

Anonymous said...

Happy sixth to you once again, puglet. Those pugcakes sure look tasty!

Bunk The Pug said...

Happy sixth to you puglet! Those pugcakes sure look delicious!

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUGLET!
Love, Allie the Boxer

Paula from DE said...

Happy birthday Pug!!! I'm glad you finally got your cupcakes!!

Anonymous said...

YEA, Puglet! Cupcakes AND trees!
Trees are actually pretty darn cool, even though you can't eat them.
Love,
Pearl, Trixie, and Margie

Maggie and Lucy the Pugs in Dallas said...

We knew you'd get your birthday cupcake! And it looked so good!

Harry the pug from Oz said...

Happy Birthday you gorgeous Hunk!!!!!!!