CONSPIRACY

Lately these weird signs have started popping up on our walks. It started at the beach with the poop fairy. Or the no poop fairy. Or whatever. Then yesterday I saw another one a few blocks from our house. Something to do with live young children:

These are just the cute signs. There are others. 

My human says the signs are because some people are too lazy or gross (or both) to pick up their dog's poop. Of course she doesn't understand the joy of finding a pile of stray freshies on the the sidewalk. Or even a stale pile. Any kind of pile works for me.

I think the signs are a conspiracy. I think someone is trying to systematically kill my joy by eliminating all the stray poop in San Francisco. Seriously. There's like one kid in my neighborhood and he's too busy with Noe So Cute to worry about poop. Don't even get me started about the Fairy.

Dutch says the world is full of conspiracies, but this isn't one of them. 

ME: but they're trying to steal my poop!
DUTCH: stray poop belongs to the land.
ME: Google says possession is nine-tenths of the law.
HUMAN: don't try to confuse us with your math.

Ugh. Free snacks or not, this sign thing is kinda scary. First they get rid of the stray poop, next thing you know they'll be going after the poop makers. Yeah. That's how conspiracies work. So be on the lookout for signs in your your neighborhood. Your poop could be next!