After months and months of trying pretty much everything me, my human and Google could think of, I finally found a cure for my snoring habit!
It happened last night by accident when my human
Now, I hate hate HATE being on my back. It's only happened like five times in my life and four of those times, I was asleep (time #5 was after eating the cramit brahooley). But last night when I landed belly-up, a little voice in my head said play dead and she will leave you alone. So I did and she did and this morning I woke up in the bed where I belong.
I have no idea where this voice came from, who it belongs to or why I haven't heard it before - but I reeeeally want to know what else it knows. Like, how do you open the refrigerator? Where can I get a free bacon breakfast? Why don't I ever get to eat lunch??
Dutch said he only ever hears voices coming from outside his head and when I asked my human about it, she looked at me kinda funny so I stopped asking questions. Google said some stuff about head-voices that kinda freaked me out and now I'm a little worried about the voice.
Do you think I might be possessed??