20 DAYS OF XMAS

I'm beginning to wonder if humans and their weird holiday stuff will ever make any sense. Because every time I think I understand what it's all about, something undoes my understanding. Last year it was the whole tree/santa thing. This year it's a thing called an advent calendar.

I guess when my human was little she got reeeeally excited about the advent thing. Because every day between December 1 and December 25 you got to open a stupid little paper door or something on the calendar and, for some reason, my human was really into that.

No idea. Like I said, makes no sense. I mean, at least Thanksgiving has pie.

Anyway. To celebrate Christmas, my human came up with the genius idea to turn the Daily Puglet into some sort of internet advent calendar. Minus the little paper doors. The plan was to make me and Dutch dress up in our humiliating holiday outfits every day until Christmas - but then she forgot to take our pictures for December 1st, was in a coma from a puffy eye on the 2nd, and I was too busy showing of my tongue curl to explain why I was wearing deer ears on the 3rd.

Now there are only 20 days left. And the weird internet-advent thing didn't quite go as planned. But my human thinks it's pretty funny to dress me and Dutch up like holiday creatures, so every day between now and Christmas we'll be dressed up anyway. Like, in deer ears. And a santa hat.

Yeah. Totally merry.