|skin and bones!|
ME: I seriously think I'm starving to death.
HUMAN: hmmm, you do look a bit waist-y.
ME: yes! Must have more food!
HUMAN: I think we should check for worms first.
What? Worms?!? What do worms have to do with anything? I just need food. More food. Lots and lots of food.
HUMAN: Dutch has to give blood today, we can drop off a fecal sample then.
ME: fecal sample?
HUMAN: your poop. It's how they check for worms.
ME: now you're giving away my poop??
Ugh. Then she started talking about the scale and how it doesn't lie and that it wouldn't be a bad idea to find out my numbers. So now me AND my poop have to go to the vet when Dutch gives blood today.
So not cool.