Thursday, May 1, 2014

PRETEND I'M NOT HERE


Still no bacon. I've heard a few rumors, but bacon rumors are even less eatable than bacon flavor. Sigh.

I'm still a little sad about Schotzi going to sleep, but we're going to pretend that didn't happen so her mom doesn't have to keep thinking about it. So... let's talk about the ridiculously crazy weather that's been happening. Tornadoes and floods and whatever the heck you call it when it does this:


Yeah. That was our weather here yesterday. Talk about naked weather. I've never seen so many naked people in my whole entire life. So. Much. Naked. 


If it was 90 degrees outside our house, it was 18,000 degrees inside it. My human had to put ice cubes in fish's bowl to keep him from boiling and Princess Dutch complained of "feeling faint" from all the hotness. I'm pretty sure that's princess code for my head is melting, but you'll have to ask him. All I know is he spent most of the day lying in front of the scary fan thing with an ice thingy on his head. 


So embarrassing. I think I'll go back on strike now...

10 comments:

Mercy & Jane said...

Dear Pug,
You are ridiculously cute and funny and I love you for making my day brighter every time I read your posts.
Kisses, Kisses,
Mercy & Jane
PS. Dutchy looks adorable with the ice pack on his head. :)

Julia Smith said...

Sad to hear about Schotzi. Thank you for telling us about both good things and difficult times.
Hope that you can help cheer up Miley and Boka and all her folks.
Did the fish get a name? The hot weather ice cube thing kind of makes me want to rethink the food names I had mentioned before.
I hope that bacon is coming your way soon.
Levi

Anonymous said...

It's still cold and wet here... Mama is wearing winter coat still...please send us some heat and sunshine. We will send you extra thick cut bacon in return.

Sammy and Neko

Maggie and Lucy the Pugs in Dallas said...

We never get to see naked people and it gets hot here too!! LOL at Dutch...hope ya get some bacon soon!

Charlie the Pugster said...

Wow! That is naked weather! I didn't think San Francisco ever got that hot! Hey, I, Charlie the Pug, from Southern Ca and Dallas, actually got to go to San Francisco with my humans two years ago! We were only there for most of a day and I got to go to Fishermans Wharf!!! It was summer where I came from but it must have been winter in SF---IT WAS FREEZING!!!

Anonymous said...

I missed Wednesday's post. I am so very sorry to Miley's mom for their loss of Shotzi. We are crying with you.

Ann, Frodo, Molly & Cleo

Julie, Quin the Pug and Stuart the. Not-Pug said...

Pug, really scary bacon news up here in Canada! A nasty bug is making all the pugs sick, so the PRICE OF BACON IS GOING UP! Yhat means less bacon for EVERYONE! Tell your human to buy bacon quick and put it in the freezer........or in your mouth.

Love Julie, Quin the Pug, and Stuart the Not-Pug-but-awesome-anyway.

Julie, Quin the Pug and Stuart the. Not-Pug said...

Pug, really scary news up here in Canada. A nasty bug has been making lots of pigs sick, so the PRICE OF BACON IS GOING UP! This means less bacon for EVERYONE! Tell your human to buy some quick and put it in the freezer........or just in your mouth.......

Butch and Sundance's Human said...

Miley's Mom so sorry to hear your loss....and Puglet thank you for making me smile.

Harry the pug from Oz said...

So sorry to hear about Schotzi!! Very hard! Remember her joy!

Thinking of her family xx