So the bacon strike kinda worked! AND I got to eat a taco waffle from the drive thru. Here's how it all went down. My weirdo human didn't want to fill our house with stinky bacon (?!?) so I suggested a trip to the Bacon Bacon truck. Except the Bacon Bacon truck wasn't around or something but then my human remembered hearing a commercial for something new and bacony at Taco Bell.
(she called them waco taffles because her brain is gimpy)
HUMAN: Ohhh, how about a bacon waco taffle?
ME: what the heck is a waco taffle?
HUMAN: it's like a taco, but the taco part is a waffle.
HUMAN: it has bacon on it.
ME: yes please!
So we went to the drive thru and talked to the lady in the box with the weird voice and by the time I got to the lady in the window who hands out the food I was so excited, I almost fell out the car window.
This is me almost falling out the window:
The nice window lady wanted to pet me but my human totally sucks at drive thrus so we were like ten feet away and she didn't want me to fall out the window for real. She asked if I wanted an extra thing of syrup instead. I really wanted to tell her extra bacon would be better, but I didn't think that was an option.
Driving home with a hot waco taffle in the car was complete torture. No idea why my human always makes us wait until we get home to eat stuff. I mean, I'm pretty sure the whole point of a drive thru is so you don't have to get out of your car to eat food. Right?
Anyway. By the time we got home I could've eaten the waco taffle, the syrups and the box it all came in. HMMMM. SO. FREAKING. GOOD.
I didn't even notice there were only a few tiny specs of bacon on there. Now that I think about it, I'm not sure this should really even count as bacon. Do you??