Thursday, May 8, 2014

WACO TAFFLES?


So the bacon strike kinda worked! AND I got to eat a taco waffle from the drive thru. Here's how it all went down. My weirdo human didn't want to fill our house with stinky bacon (?!?) so I suggested a trip to the Bacon Bacon truck. Except the Bacon Bacon truck wasn't around or something but then my human remembered hearing a commercial for something new and bacony at Taco Bell. 

(she called them waco taffles because her brain is gimpy) 

HUMAN: Ohhh, how about a bacon waco taffle?
ME: what the heck is a waco taffle?
HUMAN: it's like a taco, but the taco part is a waffle.
ME: (confused)
HUMAN: it has bacon on it.
ME: yes please!

So we went to the drive thru and talked to the lady in the box with the weird voice and by the time I got to the lady in the window who hands out the food I was so excited, I almost fell out the car window. 

This is me almost falling out the window:


The nice window lady wanted to pet me but my human totally sucks at drive thrus so we were like ten feet away and she didn't want me to fall out the window for real. She asked if I wanted an extra thing of syrup instead. I really wanted to tell her extra bacon would be better, but I didn't think that was an option.

Driving home with a hot waco taffle in the car was complete torture. No idea why my human always makes us wait until we get home to eat stuff. I mean, I'm pretty sure the whole point of a drive thru is so you don't have to get out of your car to eat food. Right?

Anyway. By the time we got home I could've eaten the waco taffle, the syrups and the box it all came in. HMMMM. SO. FREAKING. GOOD. 


I didn't even notice there were only a few tiny specs of bacon on there. Now that I think about it, I'm not sure this should really even count as bacon. Do you??

16 comments:

Noodles said...

Puglet
That is definitely not bacon. Bacon is stripped not specked.
Love Noodles

Butch and Sundance's Mom said...

oh Puglet...you made me laugh so hard I spit my water out at work!! I absolutely loooooove the picture of you attacking the Waco Taffle or whatever it is called!! Thanks again for being special! I think you should strike for more BACON...

Maggie and Lucy the Pugs in Dallas said...

Uh....we didn't think it counted as bacon yesterday so will say nope...you definitely need some bacon...you only got a waffle thingy! But glad ya got something good to eat!

Anonymous said...

You should do a commercial for Taco Bell and tell them you'll do it for bacon. I would be thrilled to see you in their ads. Really, I think it would work.

Charlie the Pugster said...

Of course, it should count as Bacon!!! There is NO bad food that comes from a Drive-Thru window! Even a sprinkle of bacon is ... something!' Oh just thinking of food in a sack makes my mouth water!

Gunnie the Cat said...

Pug - It looks awesome no matter how much bacon was on it. Some is better than none.

Amy in Colorado said...

I dunno, Puglet....you may have to resume the strike! But we'd hate that. Because we love you. Even more than bacon!

Anonymous said...

Pug, that side shot of you taking a bite is classic !

Barbara said...

I think your mom robbed you! There was lots of bacon on the taco, and you got a teeny bit! Cheated!!!

Anonymous said...

I think you should count it as a bacon Pug. I could see the baconlets all in with the yummy cheese and egg and oh my pugness. That picture totally made me hungry. What a lucky puglet you are!
Megan w/ Madgie,Emmett,Rosie,& Dalia

Anonymous said...

Any bacon is good bacon by my estimation. Not sure my wife would let me eat one but they do look good!

Meredith LeBlanc said...

Love the bacon crazed look! We're so happy you finally got some, even if it was only a speck or two :)

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Vinny said...

Well, at least it's something Pug! Proof that the bacon strike worked!!! If you jump on your human's head while you're in the car, I'm pretty sure your human will give you the food. It ALWAYS work when I do it. Good luck on your next bacon score!

Pug Power,
Vinny

Anonymous said...

Well... how was it?? Bacono and egg thingy at Waco H*LL? hmmmm. Not sure about that...

Sammy ane Neko

AllyB said...

That actually looks sort of delicious. We're glad you got your bacon, even if it was in little bits.

Sniffs, LittleDog & Sam

Paula from DE said...

Lol that is the same way I pull up to a drive thru 100 ft away