Wednesday, May 21, 2014

IT'S OFFICIAL - I'M SKINNY!


See that? Uh huh. The vet scale says I'm in the 24s. And since 25 pounds is my "perfect weight", 24.9 makes me officially skinny. Too skinny, if you ask me. I haven't been this skinny since 2010

ME: I told you! I'm starving to death!
HUMAN: I don't think you're exactly starving to death.
ME: well, I need at least 0.1 pounds more food.
HUMAN: (silent and confused, trying to do the math)

In September, the scale said I was a whole pound and a half fatter and I was starving to death back then too. Of course my human said I was too tubey to be starving, but can't you see the hunger in my eyes?


Anyway. Since my human is so great at math (and I was afraid she'd totally get it wrong) I decided to help her out. 

ME: Google says 0.1 pounds is the same as eating 350 calories. 
HUMAN: uhhhh, I'm not sure it works like that.
ME: Google says it does. 
HUMAN: well, I guess if Google says so.

Thank Google! Now all I have to do is figure out the best way to eat 350 calories. Of course my belly says bacon, but Google says 3 oz of it has 763 calories. Huh what?! I'm not 100% how much 3oz is, but three of anything doesn't sound like a whole lot and I'd only be able to eat like HALF of it.

Ugh.

This whole calorie thing is kinda confusing. Any ideas??

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puglet....don't listen to Google...listen to your tummy :)

Julie, Quin the Pug and Stuart the. Not-Pug said...

Puglet, you are funny! .1 pounds of weight gain isn't the same as eating .1 pounds of food! Good news......you get to eat more than that! Go for a waco taffle!

Mercy said...

Dear Pug,
I think you are looking pretty sexy at this weight!
Kisses,
Kisses,
Mercy

Maggie and Lucy the Pugs in Dallas said...

We say just eat whatever you can get...forget the calories..just eat!! You are way too skinny! Go for the bacon...always go for the bacon!

hubert ban said...

A double double from in and out is what you need pug

Jasper, Sarge, and Pepper said...

Pug,our Mommy says she's never had to figure out how to GAIN weight, so she's no help.

Anonymous said...

lol...hunger in your eyes...that kills me Puglet.

Julia Smith said...

Pug,
Google told me that you could have 8 slices of bacon for about 350 calories. So you would need 16 slices to share half with Dutch to get your own full 350 calories worth. I wish that I needed 350 calories too.
Levi

Anonymous said...

If you run more, you gets to eat more... you know?? So, RUN!

Sammy and Neko