Tuesday, December 22, 2009

BIRDS, BEES & BABYCOW PIES

After hearing the news about my tubey-ness, my human suggested we go for a long walk. So we headed over the bridge to hike with the cows. My spotted friends Boka and Miley came along too.

I was super excited to have Boka and Miley along, but not nearly as excited as brother Dutch. He was acting all goofy and weird. Really weird. Especially towards Miley. He kept uh, you know, humping her. He got so crazy and excited that he confused Boka with Miley and humped Boka by mistake... on the head! It was totally embarrassing.

ME: dude, what's your malfunction?
DUTCH: Miley is hot!
ME: huh?
DUTCH: you know, she's in heat
ME: huh?
DUTCH: she wants to make babies

ME: how do you know?
DUTCH: nevermind

Dutch was too busy humping everyone to explain anything to me so I asked my human what on earth he was talking about. She kinda laughed, then started babbling about birds and bees. I have no idea what birds or bees have to do with Miley being hot and wanting to make babies. Or with Dutch trying to hump everybody.

But whatever.

Who wants to talk about bees when there are fresh babycow-pies to eat? Boka and Miley had never eaten fresh babycow-pies before and said they tasted superyummy. We got yelled at. We got called "pooh-eaters". But we still kept on eating. And eating. And eating...

Until Boka decided it wasn't enough just to eat the babycow-pies - he had to roll in them too. That's when our humans lost it, broke out the leashes and put a quash on the pie eating :(

So FYI - it's semi-OK to eat pooh, but totally NOT OK to roll in it.

6 comments:

Lola said...

my mom wouldn't go for that either! It sounds like you had so much fun... all I did yesterday was eat, sleep, and pee!
I'm having a lazy month. I go to the vet on Thursday, and hopefully I'm no too hefty.
Lafayette Lola

Ollie said...

Baby cow poo, again?! Wow! Now that's what I call an early Christmas.

Stubby said...

Hi Puglet! That's a lot of spots! I can't believe you went to see the cows again. Wow! How lucky you are to eat the babycow pies. I'm putting that on my list of resolutions for the new year.

As for the birds and the bees, I know that lots of birds and the honey bees are in trouble because of the climate but I don't think that has anything to do with Miley. Of course cows are big contributors to the climate crisis but I don't think that has to do with Miley either. Sheesh! I'm so confused!

Stubby xoxo

Sequoia & Petunia said...

BOL :)

We love your posts Puglet!

Taryn said...

Puglet,
My boys are Cardigan Corgis, and they too love a delectable bite of cow poo now and then, as well as deer poo, bunny poo, fox poo, and, oh, the occasional roll in dead things. They certainly "get" the whole cowpie thing.

Merry Christmas to you and yours!

Lulu The Black Pug said...

Hi Puglet! I lol at your posts!