I forgot to ask yesterday, does anyone here speak cow?
I've been trying to talk to the cows for a long time. At first I just wanted to say hi cow, I'm Pug, how are you? Then I wanted to thank them for making such tasty pies. But now I have something superimportant to talk to them about.
Y'see, I asked my human if she could make me a cow-pie for Christmas dinner. She said she can't make cowpies because only cows can make cowpies. I want to ask the cows their secret recipe, but anytime I've tried to talk to cows, one of four things has happened:
the cows stare blankly at me and say nothing
the cows stare blankly at me and say mooo
the cows chase me away
the cows run away from me
I reeeally want to eat homemade cowpie on Christmas. We'll be out of town and there aren't any cows where we're going. Any ideas on how to get the cow's secret recipe??