Friday, December 4, 2009

SCHOTZ??

I don't know if anyone else noticed the disturbing comment someone left here the other day. It said something about my human taking pictures and handing out cookies and was signed "Your friend Schotz".

This troubled me in a few ways. For one, I don't know a Schotz. I mean, I'm sure we'd be friends if we met because I pretty much love everyone. But I've never met a Schotz before. I don't even know how to pronounce Schotz, or if Schotz is a boy or a girl. So how can he/she be my friend?
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The reeeally disturbing part is that this Schotz said my human took his/her picture and handed out cookies. What the ??? Why was my human taking pictures of some stranger-dog? And giving him/her MY cookies??

First there were stranger-dog smells on my human, and now Schotz? You all convinced me that I won't ever be recycled for a new pug, but still. I must get to the bottom of this. And until I do, I'm going to try really hard to be extrasupercute so my human won't take anyone else's picture. Or give away any more of my cookies!!

12 comments:

Mr. Puggle said...

is schotz short for schotzi? doesn't that mean sweetheart in German? that is an extrasupercute sweater you are wearing puglet. i think you are safe.

Meg n Lola in Las Vegas said...

Puglet- I want to reach through my computer and snuggle you today. You look precious!!! Pug Hugs, Las Vegas Lola's Mommy

www.dogpawbistro.com said...

Puglet you look so comfy! No worries about the other dog. I'm sure your human will fill you in on what's going on.

SpencerBartholomew said...

Puglet... I'm sure being extrasupercute won't be too hard - it just comes naturally with us pugs (when we're not wreaking havoc)! Schotz is probably an admirer of yours and wants to look as extrasupercute as you do in all of your photos... Hang in there - you'll get this mystery solved! Hope to see you Sunday at Pug Meet... Spencer

Stubby said...

Hi Puglet! I don't know Schotz but I bet whoever he/she is pretty cool because your human wouldn't hang out with anyone who wasn't. Maybe you are going to meet Schotz very soon and you will become instant pals.

I think extrasupercute is your middle name so you will have no trouble pulling it off.

Stubby xoxo

Lola said...

You look sooo cute in that sweater, Puglet! It even matches your bed! It might be my fault your human is hanging around with other dogs and taking their pictures. Awhile ago, I recommended she use her talents with the lens to make some extra money (more $= more treats, right?). I don't remember why, but I had that idea and posted it to your page. I'm really not a homewrecker, I just thought that since she was so good at it, why not?
Sorry, Puglet.
Lafayette Lola
p.s. no one could ever take your place

Arlo the Pug said...

Hmmm...Mysterious. Maybe you should hire a Private investigator. Good luck and godspeed, BOL!

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Oooh who is taking your cookies? Arg I would be snooping arounds looking for that Schotz cookie monster.

THE PUGLET said...

OOOH - a private eye!

Good thinking Arlo. Then I wouldn't have to do all the stalking myself. That would totally interfere with my naps. I'll have to ask Google where I can get one.

THE PUGLET said...

So I really look extrasupercute today??

Cool.

I didn't realize how matchy-matchy I am in that picture. Or how girly I look!

Last night I was just hanging out in my girly-man sweater when my human said she wanted to try taking pictures in the dark. I figured it'd be good for a few cookies, so I said ok and tried to look my cutest.

pugsmom said...

Puglet,
I just have to tell you how good I feel when I sign on once a day and see you as my homepage. Your little picture comes up and I instantly smile and feel better, no matter what is going on. Thank you and your human for posting your sweet posts and pictures each day. My two puggies give me the same loving feelings your picturs do. I love your sweater and your bed. I may have to go sweater shopping for Phoebe and Kizzy now that they've seen how cute I think you are. Hugs,
pugsmom

THE PUGLET said...

Hi Pugsmom,

I'm so glad I make you smile and feel good every day! You know us pugs - making humans happy makes us happy too!

My human said you can get good sweaters at a place called Old Navy (see today's post). They aren't very expensive and my stripey one lasted from last year. Even though I grew, it stretched to fit me!