Yesterday was another boring day because of the rain. We were almost out of dog food, so we went to the store and killed time with shopping. Me and Dutch got cookies and a bag of kibble... and Jenny got a new toy.
I know we talked about getting her something edible, but I decided a toy would be better. We have so much in common, what if she made a revolution to be less hefty too? I wouldn't want to sabotage anypug's efforts to lose heft.
Not that Jenny needs to be less hefty or anything - I think she is PERFECT just the way she is. But I also think I am perfect just the way I am and the vet still said I look like a tube. So... yeah. I skipped the snacks and got her the best toy ever. There's only one problem: I have no idea how to give it to her.
Google helped me find Jenny's website, and I was hoping there'd be an email address or like a 1-800-Jenny number I could call. But there wasn't either of those things. The only clue I could find was a billboard with Jenny's picture on it that belongs to an Oregon news station. Do you think I should send my present to the news people? They must be friends with Jenny if they put her on their billboard, right?
I'm not sure if this is a good idea though. Do you think it's romantic, me tracking her down and all... or does it make me seem stalker-y??
Jenny (and friends of Jenny): if you're reading this, I promise I am NOT a stalker. I am a nice pug and just want to send my beloved Jenny a present. If you can help or have any clues, please contact me at dailypuglet(at)gmail.com.