Friday, January 15, 2010

SIGNS

I once heard some lady on TV say that if you ask, the universe will provide. I'm a little fuzzy on the details, but I think it was Oprah who said it.

Well, yesterday the universe gave me sign. And the sign said
Love Specialist. The sign is right by our house, across from the store that sells flowers. I've seen that sign about a gazillion times, but never really saw it until yesterday. If you know what I mean.

Now that I need help sending my love to Jenny, the u
niverse has given me Hanna the Psychic/Love Specialist!

At first I was a little afraid of Hanna the Psychic because I didn't know what a 'psychic' does. I thought she might be like a vet or something and I hate vets because they always stick things up my butt. I love Jenny, but that doesn't mean I'm letting some psychic touch my butt!

Hanna the Psychic didn't go near my butt though. She just looked at my paw and stared at me for a really long time without saying a word. Then she nodded and said, "
Yes". Nothing else, just yes.

Yes
? Yes what?
Yes, Jenny loves me? Yes, Jenny already has a boyfriend? Yes, Jenny is a dude in a dress?? I kinda started to panic. But then Hanna started talking.

She told me things about a past life I don't remember. She also told me stuff about the future, but it didn't have anything to do with love. Or Jenny.
When we finally got to the part about love, Hanna said something like: if you don't find love, love will find you.

Huh?
What the heck is that supposed to mean? I wanted to ask Hanna to explain, but I got the feeling that's all she had to say.

I left Hanna the Psychic feeling even more confused than ever.
I think I'll just stick with the plan and send Jenny a poem. And maybe something to eat. If she doesn't love me after that, there's probably nothing else I can do.

9 comments:

JennyThePug said...

It's the weirdest thing... today I suddenly had a feeling that I was being drawn to you by poetry... truly psychic.

agent99 said...

I think things are looking up for you, Puglet!!!

Love,
gen & the Foo

SpencerBartholomew said...

Puglet... sounds like that Psychic thing is working out for you! I went to a Psychic once and she said I was a very special boy... duh! I already knew that! It was fun and she told my human other things about me. I believe in that kinda stuff... now send Jenny that poem!

Ollie said...

Puglet,
I'm feeling kind of psychic myself, today... Ollie the Oracle says, "I see a sassy little pug with a pink parasol called Jenny in your future. And a whole bunch of other gals who will step forward to claim your heart."

Lola said...

OMGoodness, Puglet! Did you see the message Jenny sent you?,It's LOVE!! Poem #3 and a bull penis- she wont be able to resist!
Lafayette Lola

THE PUGLET said...

I know! Maybe the psychic was right about the 'love will find you' part. Jenny found me! I wonder if this means she loves me??

Lola said...

She calls her babies 'the puglets'-you don't need a psychic to tell you THAT'S a sign!
Lafayette Lola

pugsmom said...

Puglet,
I don't want to throw a monkey wrench in your love life, but are you sure the Jenny who sent you the message is the same Jenny from Oregon that is in the video. Maybe it's another pug named Jenny. Think about it.
Phoebe
PS I'm not psychic. Just sayin'.....

THE PUGLET said...

Of course it's THE Jenny. See the pink umbrella thingy in the picture? That just has to be Jenny, right??