I once heard some lady on TV say that if you ask, the universe will provide. I'm a little fuzzy on the details, but I think it was Oprah who said it.
Well, yesterday the universe gave me sign. And the sign said Love Specialist. The sign is right by our house, across from the store that sells flowers. I've seen that sign about a gazillion times, but never really saw it until yesterday. If you know what I mean.
Now that I need help sending my love to Jenny, the universe has given me Hanna the Psychic/Love Specialist!
At first I was a little afraid of Hanna the Psychic because I didn't know what a 'psychic' does. I thought she might be like a vet or something and I hate vets because they always stick things up my butt. I love Jenny, but that doesn't mean I'm letting some psychic touch my butt!
Hanna the Psychic didn't go near my butt though. She just looked at my paw and stared at me for a really long time without saying a word. Then she nodded and said, "Yes". Nothing else, just yes.
Yes? Yes what? Yes, Jenny loves me? Yes, Jenny already has a boyfriend? Yes, Jenny is a dude in a dress?? I kinda started to panic. But then Hanna started talking.
She told me things about a past life I don't remember. She also told me stuff about the future, but it didn't have anything to do with love. Or Jenny. When we finally got to the part about love, Hanna said something like: if you don't find love, love will find you.
Huh? What the heck is that supposed to mean? I wanted to ask Hanna to explain, but I got the feeling that's all she had to say.
I left Hanna the Psychic feeling even more confused than ever. I think I'll just stick with the plan and send Jenny a poem. And maybe something to eat. If she doesn't love me after that, there's probably nothing else I can do.