Tuesday, February 4, 2014
MY HUMAN: let's play a game called stand over there and don't move.
ME: that doesn't sound very fun.
DUTCH: yes it does!
ME: like, just stand here?
MY HUMAN: yes. perfect. just like that.
ME: what kind of game is this?
MY HUMAN: Pug, you're moving.
DUTCH: am I winning? I think I'm winning!
ME: uhm, does the winner of this dumb game get cookies?