Is it just me, or is Dutch getting kinda pushy? Seriously. Just because my snoring is keeping him awake all night doesn't mean it's ok for him to hijack my stuff. I'm not even 100% sure he's telling the truth about my snore. I mean, if it was really *that* loud, wouldn't my sleep get ruined too??
But enough about Dutch. Let's talk about me.
Ok. So, my human has this thing about shoes. I know a lot of lady humans have a thing about shoes, but I think we all know by now my human is not a normal human. So instead of buying shoes to make herself happy, she gets all excited about stray ones.
Yeah. Stray shoes. As in, like, shoes that lost their people. Big shoes. Little shoes. Girly shoes. Man shoes. They're kinda everywhere once
The shoes usually come in twos. Sometimes in a pile of twos. But sometimes we'll find an orphan shoe and this always makes me a little sad. It must be really hard to lose your person *and* your other half. Even if you're just a shoe.
So I pose. And sometimes I get a cookie. But even when I don't, I guess it's not the end of the world or anything if it makes my human happy. Unless the shoes are strappy girly high heeled things. Then I make Dutch do it.