|after attack, before Jack|
The near death thing went down like this. I was minding my own business chasing Dutch when something in the grass attacked me. That's right, attacked. Suddenly I couldn't move and it really hurt. I tried to escape but when I did, the attacking thing just held on tighter. And when I tried to bite it away, there wasn't really anything to bite.
So I did what Dutch would do and screamed like a girl. Of course this freaked out every human in park, including mine who's slow brain was trying figure out what the heck was going on.
This is what was going on:
Yeah. I don't know what it is either. Or why it attacked me. But once it grabbed on to my harness, it wouldn't let go.
ME: aaaack accccccck aaaaaaaaaccck
HUMAN: Pug! Hold still!
ME: aaaaaaaaacck aaaacck aaaaacck aaacck
HUMAN: Can't. Unhook. Hold. Still.
I was so freaking freaked out, I may have accidentally tried to bite my human when she was trying to rescue me. She was so happy I didn't break a leg, we took a detour to 'the Box on the way home.
Totally worth almost dying for.