|cupcake of birthdays past|
Yeah. I know. Weird.
Of course there weren't any cupcakes. So I came up with the genius idea to make miss gimpy-brain think she forgot to buy them. Dutch said this was mean. I say birthdays only happen once a year.
ME: happy You Day!!
HUMAN: aww, Pug you're so sweet.
ME: so where are the cupcakes?
When Plan A didn't work, I moved on to Plan B. As in BACON. Sometimes I get bacon with my birthday cupcakes, so I figured maybe we could celebrate my human with some tasty birthday bacon. Even though she doesn't eat that either.
ME: so how are we going to celebrate your day?
HUMAN: a nap sounds good.
DUTCH: a nap sounds fabulous!
ME: I think bacon sounds more fun.
DUTCH: PUG! Ix-nay on the bacon-ay!
Dutch said I was being selfish. But I just wanted my human to enjoy her special day. I mean, it only comes once a year. And it's not my fault she's a cupcake/bacon hating freak.