Monday, February 17, 2014

OLD AGAIN

cupcake of birthdays past
So my human got old again over the weekend. And since me and Dutch always get cupcakes on our special day, I was reeeally hoping we'd wake up to cupcakes. Even though my human is a freak and doesn't eat cupcakes. Even on her birthday.

Yeah. I know. Weird. 

Of course there weren't any cupcakes. So I came up with the genius idea to make miss gimpy-brain think she forgot to buy them. Dutch said this was mean. I say birthdays only happen once a year. 

ME: happy You Day!!
HUMAN: aww, Pug you're so sweet.
ME: so where are the cupcakes?
DUTCH: Pug!
HUMAN: (silence)

When Plan A didn't work, I moved on to Plan B. As in BACON. Sometimes I get bacon with my birthday cupcakes, so I figured maybe we could celebrate my human with some tasty birthday bacon. Even though she doesn't eat that either.

ME: so how are we going to celebrate your day?
HUMAN: a nap sounds good.
DUTCH: a nap sounds fabulous!
ME: I think bacon sounds more fun.
DUTCH: PUG! Ix-nay on the bacon-ay!
HUMAN: (silence)

Dutch said I was being selfish. But I just wanted my human to enjoy her special day. I mean, it only comes once a year. And it's not my fault she's a cupcake/bacon hating freak.  

28 comments:

Robin Mackintosh said...

Happy, happy! Joy, joy! Happy birthday!

Carla said...

belated happy birthday wishes to your human...and I agree with you Pug- definitely you should get a cupcake or bacon just because it's the RIGHT thing to do for birthdays!

Butch and Sundance and our mom said...

Happy Happy Birthday Amanda! We hope you have many more! Lots of love from snowy Wisconsin!

T,the Pugs and a BT said...

We hope you had a very Happy Birthday!! Even without cupcakes or bacon.....mmmmm bacon.....

T,the Pugs and a BT said...

We hope you have a very Happy Birthday!! Even without cupcakes or bacon....mmmmm bacon...

mlb7791 said...

Happy late birthday, amanda! Puglet care so much about you...that's too sweet!!

Meredith LeBlanc said...

Oh Pug, you're so thoughtful. Too bad you don't have thumbs to go get her some cupcakes.

♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet

JessieJane said...

Happy Birthday Amanda!

Anonymous said...

Puglet, Did you get any treats on valentines day?

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Amanda!!

Carlos Santana said...

Dear Amanda,

Happy belated birthday to you, we are sending kind regards from Berlin and all the best,

Marieluise and Carlos Santana

Anonymous said...

Happiest of birthdays Amanda! Wishing you all of YOUR favorite things... And maybe a cupcake for the boys, too. :-) love, Megan F & Lola Pug

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday, Amanda! We love you all!!!

Mary Ann said...

Laughing at this... trying to catch up on favorite blogs... I love the picture!

Michelle Adam said...

Happy belated Birthday Amanda!!!! Hey Pug ... I have seen and even tasted Bacon Cupcakes!!!! They are Fabulous!!! We will have to try to figure out how to sneak one your way!

Ollie said...

Happy Special Day Amanda!!
In your honour, I would like to eat something very tasty today but my chances are slim...fridge is kind of empty.
My human has been down and out for a week, swigging cough syrup with codeine and snorting Dristan.
Lying on the couch watching daytime tv has turned her into grump who talks back to Dr. Phil.
Dreaming of cupcakes...

Julia Smith said...

Happy Birthday Amanda.
Sorry you missed out on the treats Pug.
Levi

Paula from DE said...

Happy birthday miss Amanda! Carrots sound like a good birthday treat!

Mercy said...

Pug, listen to Dutch on issues like this, he's older and wiser (plus he has good fashion sense). Despite the bacon dissapointment we hope you, Dutchy and especially Amanda had a happy weekend and birthday. :)
Kisses, Kisses,
Mercy5

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday Amanda!! We all love you! You are such a talented, kind-hearted person. We hope you had the best day ever!

Love,
Louie & Lola the chihuahuas

Wendy Nelson said...

Happy Birthday Amanda, and keep the faith Pugs....Cupcakes are in your future!!!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday!

moPSY+MISIOber said...

Happy Birthday Amanda !!! We love you, and wish you all the best :)
Gosia + 3 Polish pugs :)

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday, Human! Many more years of happiness : )

Sammy and Neko

Badger law said...

Have you ever had bacon donuts pug they are delicious

Eddie the Pug said...

Happy Burthday to Miss Amanda from my Momma and me!
Luvvies,
Eddie the Pug

Maggie and Lucy the Pugs in Dallas said...

How come my comments aren't getting on here? Boo hoo...I was here yesterday to tell Amanda Happy Birthday and come back today and don't see it....

Buford T. Justice said...

HAPPY NOTHING BIRTHDAY TO MISS AMANDA!!!!!!!!