OLD AGAIN

cupcake of birthdays past

So my human got old again over the weekend. And since me and Dutch always get cupcakes on our special day, I was reeeally hoping we'd wake up to cupcakes. Even though my human is a freak and doesn't eat cupcakes. Even on her birthday.

Yeah. I know. Weird. 

Of course there weren't any cupcakes. So I came up with the genius idea to make miss gimpy-brain think she forgot to buy them. Dutch said this was mean. I say birthdays only happen once a year. 

ME: happy You Day!!
HUMAN: aww, Pug you're so sweet.
ME: so where are the cupcakes?
DUTCH: Pug!
HUMAN: (silence)

When Plan A didn't work, I moved on to Plan B. As in BACON. Sometimes I get bacon with my birthday cupcakes, so I figured maybe we could celebrate my human with some tasty birthday bacon. Even though she doesn't eat that either.

ME: so how are we going to celebrate your day?
HUMAN: a nap sounds good.
DUTCH: a nap sounds fabulous!
ME: I think bacon sounds more fun.
DUTCH: PUG! Ix-nay on the bacon-ay!
HUMAN: (silence)

Dutch said I was being selfish. But I just wanted my human to enjoy her special day. I mean, it only comes once a year. And it's not my fault she's a cupcake/bacon hating freak.