Hello again everybody! If you read today's title, you already know this isn't going to be about Pug. He'd never go near anything hot and pink with flowers on top - but we all know I would. Especially when that hot pink sugary thing is a cozy mock turtle neck sweater!
Truth: sweaters are a struggle for me. I love them, but they don't love me back. Because whoever makes them doesn't seem to understand you can be big AND skinny at the same time. And also long. And chesty. Noodle+Mochi's mom offered to knit a special sweater like the skully one they made for Pug, but my human said that would be waaaay too much knitting.:(
So for the past 10 years, I've had to cope with bad sweaters. Sweaters that try to strangle me in my sleep (legs through neck hole = scary!), make walking very awkward and peeing nearly impossible. But that all changed the day we walked into Jefferey's to score some free cookies.
And saw this:
They only had one left, in size XXL. And for a minute I was slightly heartbroken. But as soon as my human slipped its wooly hot pink goodness neck over my head, I knew. I'd *finally* found true sweater love. AND it was on sale. For 75% OFF!!!
The only thing better than a cozy hot pink sweater is a cozy hot pink sweater on sale. And I don't care if Pug says I'm a copycat and is completely horrified to walk down the street with me. He's just jealous of all the attention my sweater gets because everyone else thinks it's a-maz-ing.
PS: thank you for the snoring help! Pug slept on the couch last night but I got to stay in bed :D I think a D-I-E-T might be coming soon.
PPS: my perfect sweater also comes in turquoise.