Monday, February 10, 2014

PINEAPPLE EXPRESSED

les miserables
Ever eat pineapple? If not, it's kinda sweet and sour and hard and squishy all at the same time. Just like me and Dutch - says my human. Whatever. The stuff is definitely on the eatable list. So you'd think anything called a 'pineapple express' would be a good thing. Right?

Wrong.

Because humans are weird and complicate everything. Seriously. Because get this: a Pineapple Express has *nothing* to do with pineapples and everything to do with rain. Lots and lots and LOTS of rain.

Rain in the morning. Rain in the afternoon. Rain at night. And I know California needs rain and everything, but I don't. Because even with the best anti-rain coat in the universe, rain still sucks butt. 


Sooo much butt that I refused to go outside until it stopped raining on me. Poor wet Dutch can't hold his pee like me, so he got Pineapple Express'd while I snored under the nice warm dry covers at home. 

9 comments:

Pearl and Tessa said...

You mates are looking pretty handsome in those coats! We are pretty sick of the wet stuff, but its drying out, and we will be out sunbathing soon.

Maggie and Lucy the Pugs in Dallas said...

I like your raincoats! And I like Dutch's style...he can handle that stinking rain...that won't stop him from going outside. Hope he got some of that warm and dry stuff from ya when he got back!

Noodles said...

Hi Puglet,
I totally get where you are coming from. Every time I went outside to do my bidness, I came in to an EXTREME toweling. It was like taking Eleventy million BATHS!
Love Noodles

Meredith LeBlanc said...

Scarlet concurs Pug. She would prefer not to out in the rain and hold her pee for days.

♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet

Anonymous said...

Matching raincoats...I Love It!! Pugs and rain certainly do not mix, but I'm sure you would rather deal with the rain, then all this disgusting snow & ice we have had. Frodo said to tell Pug try to go out and do your business, when your "little business" keeps getting frozen is no fun :O!

Thanks for keeping us warm on the inside as our outsides are freezing on a daily basis here in the Artic...oops I mean Jersey :)

Ann, Frodo, Molly & Cleo

Anonymous said...

We got Pine-appled across the grey bridge in Lafayette, too. The folks were loving it, but it was terrible walking weather. I just look outside the door and my curl goes flat..
I run under a bush to pee, then run back inside. Glad it's dry today!

I'm diggin your rain coats!

Lafayette Lola

Eddie the Pug said...

Puglet and Dutch!
Your picture needs to be in PQ...get it??
Love those raincoats:)
Your Pal,
Eddie the Pug

Anonymous said...

The caption on the 1st photo? Genius.

Hang in there guys, I'm sure the sun will be back soon!

Love, Megan F & Lola Pug

Anonymous said...

You both look super handsome : ) Stay dry!!

Sammy and Neko