You are never ever going to guess what happened... so let me tell you:
Jenny the pug tweeted me.
Yup. She tweeted. ME! And not just any old tweet. She sent me a private tweet WITH her address!
I was soooo happy I did a little happy dance all around the house. Dutch totally made fun of me, but whatever. He doesn't know. He doesn't have a Jenny who sends special tweets and is OK with getting stuff in the mail from semi-secret admirers.
So I did it. I sent my love to Jenny the pug. Ok, I really sent her a box with a toy and a poem in it. But they definitely said I might kinda love you. My heart is now in the hands of the USPS, on its way to Oregon.
I'm a little nervous though. I mean, what if she doesn't like the poem? Or the toy I picked out? Or... me?