Thursday, July 31, 2014

PUS FACE


I'm not sure what happened to yesterday. Some human stuff, I guess. I'm kinda starting to think I should have two, maybe even three, humans in case my main human isn't around to lend me some thumbs. If anyone has an extra human they don't need, let me know.

So, can we please talk about my face? Not the cute parts, I mean the thing growing under my nose. It looks waaay worse in 3D - it's about the size of a pea. And growing. 

My human stabbed me in the face a few times trying to pop the pea, but it didn't work. If whatever the heck it is doesn't go away by 4:00 tomorrow, I have to let the vet poke at it. 

I'm sure it's not serious or anything, so don't waste any juju. But I'm still not happy about people trying to pop my face. 




Friday, July 25, 2014

DUTCH FRIDAY: the stray (almost a poem)


It was pink
with a flowery toe.

There was only one 
and it was too small.

xoxo
Dutch

Thursday, July 24, 2014

TWERKERS AND ANARCHISTS?


It's a good thing I'm not talking this week because I have no idea what this means.