IT'S NOT EASY BEING ME

Ok, sometimes being me is kinda easy. But not all the time. Like when I'm working my butt off as official pug greeter all weekend.

I know you're probably thinking: what's so not-easy about that? Well. Let me give you a little peek at what it takes to be #1 of 1000...


- SATURDAY -

5:30am
Wake up. Do not eat breakfast (!). Pee. Get in Mazda. Go back to sleep.

9:55am
Wake up to my human freaking out about there being no gas stations.

10am
Quick pee break when my human feeds Mazda. Still not there yet. Still no breakfast. Go back to sleep.

10:45am
Finally get to a place called SLO. We drive around looking for "bright, dry places" to shoot pugs. Stop for bagels. My human eats one but I only get a half. She says I'll get half #2 later, but this never happens.

11:30am - 5pm
Pug shooting time. I hang out, I greet. People bring my human lots of tasty foods... I get a lot of "love". Getting to meet everyone is really cool. Watching my human feed cookies to everyone is not cool at all.

6pm - 6:06pm
My human takes a pee break and comes over to say hi. Pets me on the head and gives me the tiniest cookie I have ever seen, then goes back to the other pugs.

8pm
Pug shooting, day 1 is over. We get into Mazda. My human snarfed down bagel half #2 during her pee break so she gives me a cupcake instead. When she's busy cleaning the cupcake goo off her fingers, I snatch a cupcake half #2.

Thank you cupcake bringers!!!

Take a nap.

10:30pm
We get to the hotel place. Sniff around, pee. My human doesn't remember feeding me cupcakes and I don't remind her. I get to eat my food, a carrot and a huge bite of the cake my human is eating for dinner. Watch TV with my human and wait for the weather dude to come on. Fall asleep before the weather dude.


- SUNDAY -

7:30am
Wake up. Pee. Get in Mazda. Eat some of the cake my human is eating for breakfast. Thank you Spongy, Licky & Patrick for giving my human such a yummy cake! She doesn't even like cakes!

8:30am
Get to the Santa Barbara place. Walk around, check things out. Pee a bunch. Make a ginormous cupcake poop under those funny looking monkey trees.

9:15am
Pug shooting starts. The human greeters aren't ready yet so I have to stand there (tied to a wagon!) and watch my human do her thing with a pug named Buddy. And then a pug named Guy. I do everything I know to look cute but get nothing.

9:30 - 7pm
I greet, my human shoots. I didn't see her once all day so I don't think she ever stopped to pee. Get in Mazda. Eat some more cake. Head home.

9:30pm
Stop at a different hotel place because my human is too tired to drive. Pee. Sleep.


- MONDAY - 

8am
Wake up. Eat. Pee. Get back in Mazda, again. Go back to sleep.

1pm
Finally get to Frank's. Sniff butts. Go for a quick walk. Say hello to Dutch, goodbye to Frank. Head home to sleep.... until Tuesday.


Yeah. See what I mean? And when we fiiiinally woke up yesterday, I didn't even get to relax or anything because my human's brain needed air and we both had cake to walk off.

Ugh!