Tuesday, August 28, 2012

KIM'S FAULT

BELLS + ME
 I don't know what Blogger's malfunction is, but for some reason my posts aren't posting when I, uhm, post them. Being thumbless can be so freaking annoying!

So, not much has happened since our walk through Naked Corner. Except on Sunday when we *finally* had some fun with my girl Bellatrix. Our humans have been trying to get together for ages but my half of the humans kept having to cancel because of work or whatever. I didn't even get to go to Bella-T's party.

How sucky is that?

It's kind of a good thing I don't have much to say today because my human mangled one of her hands this morning and is down to one thumb. I heard her tell Tiffy's mom that she went SPLAT during her run and it was all Kim's fault.

WHEN KIM ATTACKS
Yep. You heard me: all Kim's fault. I still haven't met, seen or heard a peep out of this "Kim". And I'm not even sure if she's real or not. But if she is, she better freaking watch out. Because nobody takes down my human without a fight from me. Nobody! Not even invisible/imaginary/ghost/whatever people.

19 comments:

stellaroselong said...

I can't even find the words to say puglet...now kim is getting violent with your mom...your gonna have to go a little nuts on her and make her leave the house...first tho you gotta be able to find her!
stella rose

Augustus said...

Okay, we need to find out who or what this KIM is and gather us a Pug Posse to go kick her butt! Who's with me????

Noodles said...

That is one nasty cut on your human's hand. Time to go POODLE on this Kim.
Love Noodles

PS - nice photo with Bellatrix
PPS - really sucky you couldn't go to her AWESOME party.

Southern Fried Pugs said...

What the pug! Kim is a guest in your house and shouldn't be causing problems! Time for Kim to move on. Hope your human feels better soon! If your human has arnica montana, she should take that ASAP. It really helps reduce swelling and pain, but you need to take it quickly.

Meredith LeBlanc said...

Who is this Kim and why is she so mean? We may have to get a pug posse after her.

XOXOXO,
Meredith & Scarlet

L.I. South shore pugs said...

Could Kim be an acronym Puglet? Cool picture of you and Bellatrix.

Love
Rudy and Billie ^..^

Anonymous said...

Maybe your humans brain is KIMpy, not gimpy? I think we're running low on ideas, Pug, so you ned to do some better snooping. Maybe let the Dutch Man go on some solo walks with her so you have alone time in the house to get your snoop on? Give us the dirt, and we'll see what we can come up with.
Lola

Ps- you're welcome for the plug, Dutch.

Anonymous said...

Didn't mean to be an arse-
Hope your human's hand feels better really soon!
Lola

Anonymous said...

Puglet, I hope Kim doesn't stand for some kind of brain gimpiness! That would be scary...sending thumb juju

Sabrina PugTails said...

I think it may be time for your human to stop hanging out with this Kim. She is dangerous and we all want your human's thumbs safe and sound for your blogging purposes.
Licks,
Sabrina

Sammy and Neko said...

Glad you had good time with Bella-T, but not glad Kim smacked your human : ( Who is this Kim... we really want to know... we got your back, human !!

Anonymous said...

Dear Puglet,
We are sending juju to your mom's hand. Does she have any person vet friends to help her out? We think she needs a vacation to recuperate from all her troubles and from Kimness. You are all welcome at our house any time. We will join the posse!
Daisy and Scooter Pugman

Sorry Gnat said...

Oh Thou Pug Mom, aka Human, get better quickly; that's some oweeee

best wishes

Anonymous said...

Hi Puglet,

I tried googling "Kim", but the only thing that comes up is "Kim Kardashian" ????? I will join the Pug Posse to rid your human of this evil "Kim" whoever or whatever they are!

Oscar the Pug

Anonymous said...

Gaaaak...that is some nasty wound.
Plus...if Humom fell while "on a run" that hurts too...we do NOT bounce like we did when we were kids. OUCH! Curse that dreaded KIM.
I vote for more days at the beach like Sunday with your girl Miss B. Hope she got a good bunch of backfat off of you!! You are so very nomable...I can tell you both had fun...you have your superhappy smiles on!

Eddie the Pug said...

To the moon with this KIM! Get her outta there and hope Miss Amanda heals quickly...
xox
Will you be at Pug Sunday...love to see ya Pal!

Scoutie Pug said...

Holy smoked bacon, Puglet. You look ginormous standing next to Bellatrix!

Anonymous said...

Any palm reader will tell you that KIM is real close to messing with your human's lifeline. Beware!

Oakley and Swisher said...

We've become very curious about this Kim person, er maybe. But whatever she is, she's becoming very dangerous. We hope your human is ok!

Lots of licks,
Swisher and Oakley