I haven't done a single freaking thing since the adventure that broke Frank last Friday. Seriously. On Saturday I missed Bellatrix's party because my human had to work... and we've been stuck inside ever since.
I'm not 100% sure what's wrong with my human, but it's the same thing that happened a few months ago and I think it has something to do with pee. Uhm, her pee, not mine. All I know for sure is that this stupid pee or whatever it is situation sucks.
To make things worse, a whole bunch of destruction dudes have been tearing apart our street all week. I've tried barking at them to be quiet so my human can get better ASAP but all that's done is get me in trouble for barking.
So today I tried making friends with the destruction dudes instead. I told them about my human's brokenness (I left out the pee part) and asked if they could destroy the street quietly. The boss dude said there really isn't any way to be quieter, but he did say they'd be done soon.
Boss dude seemed like a pretty cool guy and I guess it's not his fault destruction is so noisy. I promised I wouldn't bark anymore if he let me sit in one of the big yellow machines. He said I am the coolest dog he's ever met and loads of people stopped to take my picture. Not sure if this counts as an adventure, but it's better than sitting inside watching my human sleep.