Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Uhm. Ok. So, I'm kinda worried about my human. We all know her brain is gimpy (sometimes supergimpy) so that's nothing new. And she's kinda weird, but most humans are. The thing that has me kinda worried isn't either of those things. It's... uhm... her new "friend" Kim.
I know what you're thinking. A friend named Kim. Big deal. And it wouldn't be a big deal... if Kim was a real person. But I'm pretty sure this Kim is invisible. Or imaginary. Or whatever you call someone you can't see.
Yeah. You heard me. My human has a "friend" that I can't see.
This morning she was on the phone with Tiffy's mom when we were leaving for our walk. "I'm heading out to hike Buena Vista with Dutch, Pug and Kim," she said. I looked around to see where Kim was, but there was no Kim. I thought maybe we'd meet Kim on our hike, but we never did. This is not the first time this has happened either.
I've never heard my human talk to Kim, but she definitely talks about her when she's not here. Or is here but invisible. Or whatever. Kim could be a freaking ghost for all I know.
I'm not exactly sure where this invisible/imaginary/ghost Kim came from. Or why she's here. But it's superweird and kinda creepy, if you ask me. Superconfusing too. Google says Kim could be a ghost. Or my human could be crazy. Or she's just a 4 year old with an "active imagination".
I'm pretty sure my human is more like 4-0 than 4, which leaves crazy or ghost. Does anyone here know anything about Kims, crazy humans or ghosts??