I'm really glad I'm not the only one who thinks being #1/1000 is hard work. Is good to have somebody (lots of somebodies!) on my side. I mean, Dutch has no clue becaue he's a big fat zero. OK, a skinny zero. But you know what I mean. And my human is so busy and gimpy, I know she totally forgets how hard being me can be.
Did I mention having to pose in a window with fake plastic dogs? No, I don't think I did.
Anyway. My human's brain is soooo gimpy these days, she lost one of Nikon's lenses on Saturday. Seriously. Just wandered off and left it sitting on a table. Luckily my friend Emi's dad found it or we'd be out $1000 and the chances of me scoring a Baconator would be even suckier.
I did get to eat cupcakes though, and that's a pretty awesome thing. In case you've never eaten a real, live human cupcake before - with sticky white fluffy stuff and everything - here's what it's like:
You start with a small bite...
Then snatch & inhale the minute cake touches your wicked black lips.
Seek & consume any particles that got away.
Do something supercute or funny and you could score cupcake #2. Worked for me ;)