Monday, February 20, 2012


Hello everyone, today you get me. Our human has taken the blog away from Puglet as punishment for completely ignoring her instructions during our morning walk. I do not know what part of PUGLET, DO NOT EAT THAT POO! he doesn't understand but he didn't understand twice. On the same walk. Which made my human very, VERY angry.

My human desperately needs her thumbs, so I cannot stay long. But before I leave the internet I would like to send out a message to whoever ruined the watermelon mural.

Dear "Pear",

I have known this mural for 3 years. We walk by it almost every day. The melon slices look like smiles and always made me feel happy, even when I wasn't happy. I think that's why someone painted them on the wall, to make people happy.

Your stupid name in big white letters does not make me happy. Instead I am sad and a little angry at you for ruining the watermelons.

Why did you have to ruin the watermelons?

Sad with anger too,



Pugs2Luv said...

This is very upsetting, we have always enjoyed the wonderful murals around the city. It's like being in an outdoor museum that pugs can enjoy too. There are things we would like to say about pear but we are as good at Bellatrix's colorful use of words.

Puglet, please listen to your human because we would really miss you if you are banned all the time.

Luv, Zoey & Phoebe

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Crabbie Chris said...

People suck sometimes Dutch my love. Maybe Pear wanted a mural of pears and had some sick vendetta against watermelons. Maybe that stupid human can suck a giant watermelon for making my Dutch mad! Maybe this Pear person is an ass hat and doesn't realize that the watermelons make you smile.
I love it when you smile. It lights up a room. I know most people don't know it, but you really do smile....but then again maybe it's only for me
Tell that Pug to stop eating shit, I don't want to bite his back fat I'd it starts tasting like crap!

Pugs2Luv said...

We knew Bellatrix could do a better job describing pear.
Thanks, Bells.

Obi Wan Pugnobi said...

Puglet! Convince your human that what u need is potassium, thats why dogs eat poo. Tell her to give u a little piece of bananna and that should help! :)

Wilma said...

You know Dutch, this pear person really is a jerk. The least he could have done was to paint some nice pears. Pears are not as happy of a fruit as watermelon, but it sure would look a lot better than just PEAR! Dumb. Don't let it get you down Dutch, hopefully someone will paint over this bastardization and make happy pictures again.

Bellatrix. Hahahaha asshat!

Anonymous said...

Ahh, we're sad too, and we never even got to see the watermelons! Pooh on you for doing that!

Miley said...
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Miley said...


You tell him!! I'm not getting on your bad side, you are one tough pug.

Anonymous said...

Dutch, so sorry about what the Pear guy did to your watermelons. I hope this inspires someone to get you some real watermelons. I'm sure that would cheer you.
I like that you are a pink wearing sensitive European fella!
Paula from DE

Meredith LeBlanc said...

We think Miss Bella-T just hijacked the blog here with her commentary! You should marry that spicey little vixen :-3

Meredith & Scarlet

Pearl and Tessa said...

This sucks! It is never, never ok to ruin a piece of artwork. How sad!

We also think Belatrix should Marry Dutch...then it leaves Puglet for one of us! (minus the Poo breath)

Ernest Merriweather Picklebottom III said...

That is so awful, Dutch! Some people/fruit are so disrespectful. Geez! Hopefully the watermelons can be restored to their original glory so they can make you smile again. :)

Your feline friend,
Ernest Merriweather Picklebottom III

Oakley and Swisher said...

Well that wasn't very cool. What kind of punk would write a fruit word over another fruit drawing? That's kinda dumb. Dumbest cover up ever.

Lots of licks,
Swisher and Oakley

Anonymous said...

So sad about the watermelon mural. People can be so mean & selfish.

Pug & poo - yuck. Molly partakes too. I do share my banana with them almost everyday. Maybe she needs more if its the potassium issue. I will put on her dinner and see if this helps -- thanks Obi Wan Pugnobi.

Ann, Frodo, Molly the poo eater & Cleo